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Only real ones get the joke.
“You Had Me at Port 69” — a nod to the Trivial File Transfer Protocol that’s as insecure as most office Wi-Fi and twice as entertaining. This design delivers pure, unapologetic network-layer flirtation for those who like their jokes low-level and their connections open.
Perfect for sysadmins, engineers, or anyone who’s ever regretted typing tftp -i.
Details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Unisex fit (comfortable, not boxy)
Printed with eco-friendly inks
Ideal for data center runs, LAN parties, and terrible first impressions
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
You Had Me at Port 69 | Nerdy Port T-Shirt
$21.99
“You Had Me at Port 69” — a nod to the Trivial File Transfer Protocol that’s as insecure as most office Wi-Fi and twice as entertaining. This design delivers pure, unapologetic network-layer flirtation for those who like their jokes low-level and their connections open.
Perfect for sysadmins, engineers, or anyone who’s ever regretted typing tftp -i.
Details:
100% combed ring-spun cotton
Unisex fit (comfortable, not boxy)
Printed with eco-friendly inks
Ideal for data center runs, LAN parties, and terrible first impressions
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!