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You don’t need motivation.
You need caffeine and disrespect.
This mug boots your morning with command-line energy and just the right amount of psychological violence. Featuring glitch text, a warning icon, and a system prompt demanding courage, it's built for:
Devs running on espresso and sheer spite
Sysadmins fighting uptime and inner demons
Hackers, gamers & terminal goblins
Anyone whose soul is BIOS-locked until coffee uploads
Perfect for the office, the home desk, or that coworker who claims they're “a morning person” but tells Jira otherwise.
Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe.
Emotionally unsafe for decaf drinkers.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Espresso Yourself, Coward Mug
$19.99
You need caffeine and disrespect.
This mug boots your morning with command-line energy and just the right amount of psychological violence. Featuring glitch text, a warning icon, and a system prompt demanding courage, it's built for:
Devs running on espresso and sheer spite
Sysadmins fighting uptime and inner demons
Hackers, gamers & terminal goblins
Anyone whose soul is BIOS-locked until coffee uploads
Perfect for the office, the home desk, or that coworker who claims they're “a morning person” but tells Jira otherwise.
Ceramic. Dishwasher safe. Microwave safe.
Emotionally unsafe for decaf drinkers.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!