Terminally Online Sticker | Tech Humor Vinyl Decal

Terminally Online Sticker

Because “offline” is just a myth your phone keeps lying about. Deck out your laptop, water bottle, or server rack with the Terminally Online Sticker, a crisp, high-quality vinyl decal built for coders, IT pros, sysadmins, and anyone who spends more time under fluorescent lights than sunlight.

• Available Sizes:

  Choose your level of unhinged internet commitment:

  • 3″ × 3″ – tiny but dangerous

  • 4″ × 4″ – the balanced option

  • 5.5″ × 5.5″ – peak laptop-panel dominance

  • 15″ × 3.75″ – full-send bumper-sticker energy

  Details:

  • Thick, durable vinyl (3 mil) with laminate coating

  • Matte finish: no glare, no weird reflections

  • Waterproof, scratch-resistant, fade-resistant

  • Easy peel-and-stick application

  • Perfect for coders, sysadmins, gamers, tech-goblins, and overworked IT pros

  Why you need it:

  Because if you’re terminally online, you might as well label yourself before someone else does.

  Care:

  Apply to a clean, dry surface. Avoid extreme heat or pressure washers, unless chaos is the goal.

  Shipping:

  Free shipping to US + Canada.